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maerlboro:

  • mbf me (maerlboro)
  • reblog to enter (likes don’t count)
  • 5 solos plus 1 added to my people tab
  • List including: Fave URL, Fave theme and Fave overall.

Will check out all blogs.

You have until tomorrow xx

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glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

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sabert000th:

mandarinlovee:

charlessbeckendorf:

aubsticle:

this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.

SCREENSHOTS ARE MOVING OR AM I JUST DELUSIONAL

reblogging for ^

Crying

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rnermaidtears:

fuck-benedict:

erectionsandtea:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

musik-box:

This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo.

this is my favorite video in all of human history

I tried watching this in class and I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING OUT LOUD

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE MY FAVOURITE FUCKING VIDEO EVER I LOVE HER SO MUCH

BE MY BEST FRIEND PLEASE I WILL LITERALLY SELL MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL HIMSELF !!??

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perks-of-being-chinese:

these are like some of my favorite posts from tumblr dot com

you can find the other parts here :)

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petcanadian:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

i will reblog this until my dying breath

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spoiledrottenpeach:

realmotherfuckerangelo:

howimetyoureffingmother:

favourite person in the world.

fuck I’m dying

spirit animal #12

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precious-in-pearls:

workoutlivelove:

carlyr0se:

canadiansparklebutts:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

That was beautiful 

This is gold

omg i can’t stop laughing haha

We watched this in child development and it was the best thing ever

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eeruhrah:

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️

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newcrystalcitysteel:

blackpoquedown:

fucking flawless omg

fucking praise dominos

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deadcuteboy:

☺ the pale blog you’ve been looking for ☺

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tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

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akapale:

gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

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😂🙋😖😘😍

😏❤️✌️🎅😘

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stylinsonfreak:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

Gonna reblog this shit cause you never know

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